Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
*looks behind me*
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
Selena’s First Disney Channel Audition
prob from your kmart collection xoxo
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
No one ever said babies weren’t cute.
Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)
when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it